Marlene: “Last week he hit Lily straight in the face with a door…. I mean it was funny, but…”
Author: askwhathasthiscometo
who would win in an arm wrestling contest, you or james?


Marlene: “Last week he hit Lily straight in the face with a door…. I mean it was funny, but…”
You are one gorgeous woman.
Marlene: What?
Dorcas Internally: *keep your limited amount of cool*
Is there a special someone in your life?


How’s classes?


You are one gorgeous woman.

Everyone Has a Gay Cousin
are we sure you haven’t been a vampire’s midnight snack

BONUS:

Dorcas: Okay, it looks like a mark from either Snargaluff or venomous tentacula. Good news is that if it’s Snargaluff it won’t kill you!




Marlene: “What is this bullshit? Is it contagious? Am I gonna die??”
((OOC: Not so fond of herbology classes either, Marls is online for a while.))





