Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

sleepy-loopin:

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

dontthinkonithermione:

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So, when I tell y’all I screamed out loud. This is the official Pottermore artwork for Dorcas Meadowes.I was researching her, and all we know is “Not much is known about her, but she was personally killed by the DARK LORD HIMSELF” (taken from Pottermore!)

I’m sorry but WHAT kind of lesbian badass must she have been in order to have been PERSONALLY KILLED by Ol’ Voldy himself. She was an ultimate baddy and no one can tell me otherwise?? Like WHAT did she DO. WHY don’t we KNOW.