Holly: “Well-.. you know…. first you dated Black… and now you’re… you’re dating Meadows and….”
Holly: “If you’re like-… you know, into-..”
Holly: “... oh…”
*Music still playing*
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One musical number later*((OOC: – ask Marlene and you’ll get a musical number.))
Tag: hahaha
Nymphadora Tonks & Charlie Weasley, Fifth year – 1989.
Photos courtesy of Arthur Weasley’s “borrowed” muggle camera.
Charlie : @askwhathasthiscometo
Wow, Bux, did you finally spend all your hard-earned money on a nice relaxing vacation? How nice!
Nope.
I spend them all on a big ass computer, so I shall never see the sun this summer…
Bye.

((OOC: HAHAHAHAHAH THIS KILLED ME!!!))
@girlswillbeboys11
I wonder how long Tom Riddle spent anagramming his name trying to come up with something cool.
[The Slytherin common room. Tom Riddle sits in an armchair with a quill and his small diary.]
TOM RIDDLE … Hmm let’s see.
I’M TODDLER. Nope.
TRIED MOLD. No.
LORD T-DIME. Lol. No.
*sigh*
Maybe I need more letters. TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE.
MARVEL DILDO MOTOR. DEFINITELY not.
VOMITED DOLL ARMOR. Ugh.
LORD … VOMIT … No! I like “Lord” though … Ooh! I can take this I and this A and this M and get “I am Lord.”
I AM LORD … DOLTMOVER
OVERT MOLD
VOT … MOLDER … Not working. V is cool though. V is sexy.
VOL … METROD …
VOLDETROM … Kind of neat. I’ll ask the other lads what they think.
Lads canned Voldetrom. This is hopeless.
There’s actually a short fic I read where he does just this, and it’s hilarious. I’ll have to see if I can find it.
























