
Padfoot helping prongs with baby harry
McGonagall: Mr. Potter, what exactly is your career choice?
James: I want to be an Auror
McGonagall: [nods] And what’s your backup career?
James: Probably prostitution.
Sirius and James did something stupid and dangerous again without consulting Remus.
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
Canon.
know what makes me cry?
in deathly hallows when harry and hermione go see james and lily’s gravestone and they see hundreds upon hundreds of messages scribbled on or around the grave that say “good luck harry!”, “here’s to the boy who lived” and others of the sort.
they all knew harry would come to see his parents, and everyone knew that in that moment he would grieve, just like they all did. All of those hundreds of people visited james and lily’s grave, and each one of them wanted to tell harry that although he was an orphan, he was loved by so many.
i also can’t help but think that the first message scribbled on there was “you are loved, harry” written by remus two nights after halloween. every visitor since has made their own addition over it, but if you look very closely near the bottom of the grave, you can see it. every full moon the message glows faintly.
James: I baby-proofed the house
Lily: I’m 3 weeks pregnant, James!
James: Yeah, but we have Sirius
Lily:
Confused, drunk Sirius wanting to have a chat with James and requesting to Remus, “Bring me my Jame.” “James, Sirius.” “No, only that one.”
#’remu where is t’firewhiskey’#’it’s remuS’#’but there is one of you’#’your name ends in an s’#’my great granddad was sirius so i am siriuSSSSSS’#’james take him’#’hello prong’ (via prongsmydeer)
//ooc: this is my favourite ever post is2g. I have been wheezing for like twenty minutes now.//
Remus: I have a little favor to ask you. Sirius is having a girl come to town this weekend and–
James: You need me to pretend to be your girlfriend for a double date. I get it. I suppose I could dust off the old peasant skirt.
Remus: No. Not that. Never that.
James: Moony, Padfoot’s missing. Can you find him?
Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
James: Well, do you?
Remus:
Remus: Yeah, hang on…