One day when Remus was walking up to his dorm…

Remus: I’m going to sleep. Night!
James: Night
Peter: Night
Sirius: Night
Remus: *Leaves*
Sirius: So, what do you think Remus will think of the sign we put on our door?
Peter: Which sign?
James: We might have made a massive sign saying “The Marauders’ amazing supercool bedroom”
Peter: He might like it…
Sirius: Its pink.
James: It says “Trespassers BeWERE”
Peter: You guys are dead.
Sirius: Peter, ever the pessimist, maybe he thinks its beautif-
Remus: *From upstairs* JAMES! wHAT IS THIS
James: Why does he assume it was me?!
Peter: But it was you.
James: Okay one, That is beside the point, and two, Sirius helped, he thought of the pun.
Sirius: *Giggling uncontrollably*

james: you’re gay? but… you never said anything! i had no idea!
sirius: i kissed remus in front of you multiple times
james: well, i thought you were just… good friends. really good, close friends. like marlene and dorcas, y’know?
sirius:
james: what? oh. they’re…?
sirius: since 4th year.
james:
james: well, that explains a lot