Marlene: “Today I’m gonna produce magical wonders-…“

Marlene: “- which I haven’t even bought myself.”

Marlene: “So first I’m gonna take this moisturizer and put it-…”

Marlene: “Because Sirius threw a fucking book at me yesterday.“

Marlene: “- since that thing was trying to fly away from him at the same time. It was quite hilarious actually…”

Marlene: “Then I’m gonna apply it under my eyes to hide away any evidence-…”

Marlene: “I use this-… “

Marlene: “Now the amount I’ll apply depends on the mood.”

Marlene: “For the eyes I’ll use this very same very broken eyeshadow.”

Marlene: “Now I can’t do Eyeliner for shit but I’m gonna-… Okay i cant find my bloody Eyeliner right now.”

*Nothing happens*

Marlene: “Okay, well, guess we’ll skip that today… fucking Black….”

Marlene: “Then I use this.“

Marlene: “In the hope that it will do its last bidding today as well. Not too much. Since there’s a chance that I’m gonna cry it off later tonight-…”

Marlene: “But also very much an indicator of when to talk to me and when not to. And also how much fucking time I have that morning.”

And BAM!