Resistance is futile, I am complete wolfstar trash now
- When it starts it’s just because Moony is always cold after he transforms and the shrieking shack isn’t exactly warm
- So Padfoot just hops up onto the bed and snuggles up against Remus because who wants to cuddle with a deer – or a rat for that matter
- And none of them think anything of it b/c it’s for warmth and he’s a dog so it’s not weird – seriously it’s not that weird
- Then whenever Sirius is in his animagus form he slowly starts being more affectionate with Moony
- Like he’ll just sort of shove his head underneath Remus’ hand like hey I’m here, pet me. And Remus rolls his eyes and acts all put out but he still pets him and Sirius knows he likes it because he’ll sit there for hours sometimes, reading his book with Padfoot’s head in his lap and running his fingers through his fur
- Sometimes Sirius will jump up onto Moony’s lap and he’ll grunt and be all “oompf Padfoot I think you need to lay off the treats my friend” but he never pushes him off even though Peter always does and James does nine times out of ten because he really is kinda heavy and all boney as a dog
- And it’s all completely normal and fine™ and there’s only one thing that Sirius is kind of embarrassed about because whenever he falls asleep as Padfoot (which he does kind of often because it’s way easier to fall asleep as a dog) he always wakes up in the middle of the night and ends up climbing into Remus’ bed and falls asleep curled up with him – but it still isn’t that weird because he’s a dog so it’s fine
- But then one day he wakes up, in Moony’s bed and he doesn’t even remember getting up in the middle of the night but he must have and James is kind of standing over them with this big shit-eating grin on his face
- And Remus is all “James, mate what’re you doing?”
- Prongs just sort of ignores the question and says “why is Padfoot in your bed?”
- Remus is super groggy having just woken up and Sirius can feel his arm wrapped around his waist and he doesn’t want to change back just yet so he kind of wiggles back into the embrace and let’s Moony do the talking
- “What’re you talking about James, Padfoot always sleeps in my bed.”
- They’ve woken up Peter now who throws a pillow at them with a muffled “go back to sleep”
- And Prongs is still looking at them with that look on his face and goes, “yeah Padfoot sleeps in your bed, but I’ve never seen Sirius sleep in it before.”
- And Sirius is still too tired to really work out his meaning because he’s Padfoot and Sirius so???
- He turns to face Remus and says “Moony what is James on about?” and as soon as the words leave his mouth he realizes what James is on about because he’s human, he woke up and snuck into Remus’ bed in the middle of the night AS A HUMAN and now he is panicking because what?
- And as soon as he realizes it he can tell Moony does too because his eyes widen and he yanks his hand off of Sirius’ waist and Sirius leaps up from the bed and James is just sitting there watching them with this big smile on his face
- “Peter,” James says, “They are dating. You owe me a galleon.”
- Wormtail kind of just grumbles and rolls over in his sleep and Sirius can’t look at Remus right now so he just goes “we aren’t dating.”
- And James is like sounds fake but okay. And Sirius tries to explain how he just must’ve woken up as Padfoot and climbed into bed and transformed in the middle of the night or something and he can tell James and Remus don’t believe him (especially since he isn’t naked – which thank god for that – but still it doesn’t make his story any more believable)
- Then James is like, “you do realize that you had your head in Moony’s lap and he was petting your hair yesterday, right?”
- “We do that all the time I’m a dog James – dogs like to be pet.”
- James nods all sagely and is like “yes dogs like to be pet but apparently humans do too I said hair not fur because you were definitely not a dog”
- Remus and Sirius start spluttering because what? have they seriously been acting all affectionate when Sirius is human??
- And Sirius can tell the second James realizes that they didn’t actually know they were doing any of this stuff because he tells them he’ll leave them alone and he drags Peter out of bed and down to breakfast
- So Sirius and Remus are just kind of looking at each other like now what? And Sirius sort of clears his throat and says “are we dating?” because now he’s thinking back on it and it kind of seems like they are except without all the kissing and stuff and Remus just kind of looks at him like maybe?! idk
- And Sirius being Sirius is like okay one way to find out and just kind of lunges forwards and kisses him and Remus is clearly shocked at first but then he starts kissing back and damn can the boy kiss. Sirius’ hands slip beneath Remus’ pajama top and he pulls them closer together and Remus moans into his mouth
- and okay so maybe James was right and they’re dating after all
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