Is it okay to feel the way I feel ‘Cause I’m falling into pieces, how are you
Sirius Black & Remus Lupin
Sirius: *cleaning his new motorbike shirtless*
Remus: Man, I could ride that any time.
James: I thought you didn’t like motorbikes.
Remus: Who’s talking about the motorbike?
Remus: Have you finished laughing yet?
Sirius: No, your name is basically Wolf Wolf. The subtlety is beautiful.
Remus:
Remus: Sirius is known as the Dog Star and is in the constellation Canis Major. Canis is Latin for dog. Your animagus is a dog.
Sirius: But my surname isn’t related to dogs.
Remus: You’re a black dog.
Sirius: Yeah, but –
Remus: Hush, Woof Woof.
Sirius:
remus: thirteen years ago i lost my dear husband sirius to the dark depths of azkaban
sirius [from the next room]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD
remus: sometimes i can still hear his voice
James: Moony, Padfoot’s missing. Can you find him?
Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
James: Well, do you?
Remus:
Remus: Yeah, hang on…
person: Sirius goes out a lot! Does that not worry you?
Remus: nope
person: wow you’re very trustful how do you-
Remus: *whistles*
person:
Remus:
Sirius: *stumbles in* merlin! Moony did you call me? Do you need something? O moon of my life are you okay??
You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language!
Remus: Dumbledore is expecting you in his office in the morning to explain why you hexed Snape.
James: Well, I’m sure I’ll have a very good answer by then.
Harry: My dad didn’t STRUT!
Remus: *looks into camera like he’s on The Office*
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