Remus: I am trying to study so I can actually pass this class and your inability to stay still is not helping!
Remus: See this essay! It took me hours upon hours and I passed with a B! And what did you get?
Remus: No. Don’t you dare say it.
Sirius: Fine…. I wont say it.
Remus: BloodySirius with his bloody natural intelliegence Damn him to hell
Harry [uses the fireplace to call Sirius and Remus after Snape’s Worst Memory]: Was my dad like… A dick?
[At the same time]
Sirius: Yes
Remus: No
[look at each other, then again at the same time]
Sirius: No
Remus: Yes
Marlene: *storms into common room*
James: The Portkey has been destroyed.
Remus: Death Eaters?
James: No.
Remus: Sirius?
James: Sirius.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*
Remus: I like it.
((OOC: YYYAAAAASSSS JOIN THE CROP TOP PARTAAAYYY!!))
Sirius: I like watching you cook it’s hot
Remus: that’s because you stand next to the broiler
Sirius: *flirty voice* oh is that how we’re calling it now?
James: for the love of Merlin, I’m here!!!
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