Sirius: “Wow, Marlene, finally gotten all holiday sweet, huh?” *winks*
bitchMarlene: “Have an early christmas present, Black”
Tag: rip

R.I.P. Severus Snape’s pride, which on this date September the 2nd fell victim to Harry Potter’s unfiltered sass.
Sirius, do you support the Boys In Crop Tops movement?
Sirius: I’m the president.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*

Guys… I think I killed TT @asktheboywholived sorry
But they were not the only one:

RIP my floor.








