• sirius embarrassing james at his wedding by talking about all the nights they spent in the gryffindor tower listen to james talk about lily
• sirius getting way too drunk at james’ wedding and making out with remus in inappropriate places
• sirius crying tears of joy the day harry is born and when he holds him in his arms for the first time
• sirius watching remus holding baby harry in his arms and feeling his heart swell, because GOD he loves him so much
• sirius and remus lying awake late at night, tangled limbs and lazy make out sessions
• sirius waking up in the morning and looking at remus, after years he still can’t believe how lucky he is
• sirius and remus sitting in an arm chair that is way too small for the both of them while sirius listens to remus read from his favourite book to him
• sirius and remus babysitting harry so james and lily can have a nice night out
• sirius watching remus’ face light up in a smile that he has never seen before when sirius proposes to him
• sirius crying at their wedding because LOOK AT ME I MARRIED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, HE IS MINE!!
• sirius being the happiest he has ever been when now james embarrasses him with his best man speech, talking about sirius stumbling over his own feet and walking into doors because he was busy staring at remus instead of watching where he was going
• sirius looking over to his left, seeing remus smile proudly, his eyes filled with so much love
• sirius’ heart being so full of love and joy it might just burst
today, I found out that there is no legal limit in Denmark as to how drunk you can be while riding a bicycle.
((And now I see Sirius trying – first of all – to ride a bicycle but while being drunk out of his fucking senses … and equally drunk James laughing his ass off because of the fucking mess tumbling on the ground in front of him))
Sirius: Look, unless I can
convince both my parents and the rest of the pureblood wizarding
community I’m a raging homosexual, this arranged marriage is going
ahead as soon as I turn 17.
Sirius: …than have to marry Bellatrix –
Sirius: Half
the school already think we have heart eyes for each other. It won’t
be that hard to convince them we’re getting funky –
Remus: …no more than a month. Maximum.
Remus: There’s
going to be tragic break-up scene. In public. Where I slap you.
Remus: I could never take that title from you, Padfoot.
Remus: When, exactly, does this “relationship” of ours kick off?
It wasn’t as though they hadn’t done this before… actually they did this quite often. Both boys, to keep the others from becoming suspicious, would sneak down to the empty Transfiguration classroom after hours for a few private moments of teenage carelessness.
Dorm life sucks, and they were forced to get creative.
Now only if Sirius had not forgotten the map.
Sirius: *first to arrive as per usual, shucks off his quidditch sweater and trousers while he waits for Remus to arrive*
*hears footsteps outside of the classroom*
Voice From Doorway: Lumos Maxima
Sirius: Fuck
McGonagall: *shocked* Mr. Black.
McGonagall: What in Merlin’s name are you doing on my desk? Please tell me this is not yet another highly inappropriate demonstration of your affections.
Sirius: …ew No, ma’am.
I- uh, I was–
I was studying.
McGonagall: Studying?
Sirius: Yes. I was studying.
McGonagall: And why, pray tell, must you bare yourself in order to study, Mr. Black?
Sirius: shit Uh, well….
Wool… is- uh-
It’s very itchy and distracts a studious… student, like myself, from focusing on this riveting passage that I am supposed to be learning from.
So I figure, why not just remove it and keep the creative…
juices *cringe* flowing?
McGonagall: From now on, Mr. Black, please refrain from studying in the nude.
McGonagall: Oh, and Mr. Black. Do ask your “study partner” to meet me in my office after he has collected himself as well.
You are aware that there will be punishment, correct?
Sirius: …. well played.
Remus: *bursts into the room, already half-naked* Sirius!
Sirius: *pales* Er… Remus…. *nods to McGonagall*
McGonagall: Must be chilly in your half-clothed state, Mr. Lupin. I suggest you put on a sweater.
Remus: *stutters*
McGonagall: I would appreciate you boys finding another classroom to… “study” in. And since you’re here… I’ll see you in my office in an hour… or so… Mr. Lupin.
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