//ooc: this is my favourite ever post is2g. I have been wheezing for like twenty minutes now.//
Remus: I have a little favor to ask you. Sirius is having a girl come to town this weekend and–
James: You need me to pretend to be your girlfriend for a double date. I get it. I suppose I could dust off the old peasant skirt.
Remus: No. Not that. Never that.
Is it okay to feel the way I feel ‘Cause I’m falling into pieces, how are you
Sirius Black & Remus Lupin
Sirius: *cleaning his new motorbike shirtless*
Remus: Man, I could ride that any time.
James: I thought you didn’t like motorbikes.
Remus: Who’s talking about the motorbike?
Remus: Have you finished laughing yet?
Sirius: No, your name is basically Wolf Wolf. The subtlety is beautiful.
Remus:
Remus: Sirius is known as the Dog Star and is in the constellation Canis Major. Canis is Latin for dog. Your animagus is a dog.
Sirius: But my surname isn’t related to dogs.
Remus: You’re a black dog.
Sirius: Yeah, but –
Remus: Hush, Woof Woof.
Sirius:
remus: thirteen years ago i lost my dear husband sirius to the dark depths of azkaban
sirius [from the next room]: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD
remus: sometimes i can still hear his voice
James: Moony, Padfoot’s missing. Can you find him?
Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
James: Well, do you?
Remus:
Remus: Yeah, hang on…
person: Sirius goes out a lot! Does that not worry you?
Remus: nope
person: wow you’re very trustful how do you-
Remus: *whistles*
person:
Remus:
Sirius: *stumbles in* merlin! Moony did you call me? Do you need something? O moon of my life are you okay??
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