How tall are you?

sirussly:

asktheboywholived:

wallyscags-patronus:

sirussly:

manseyfuls-patronus:

wallyscags-patronus:

sirussly:

((OOC: I’m like. So tall you guys. You can’t even imagine how tall I am. ))

(( OOC: Jess is so tall she’s the last one to know it’s raining. ))

OOC: jess can tell you all about how tall she is after she gets back from destroying the one ring

((OOC: I’m blocking both of you.))

(( OOC: Jess is so tall she rides a corgi to work tru story. ))

(( OOC: Jess is so tall, she’s the mayor of Whoville. )) 

((OOC: You’re all terrible people and I’m un-friending the lot of you. ))

((OOC: Jess is so tall, she has a part time job as an Oompa-Loompa))

dumbledore: oh and one more thing kids
dumbledore: you might notice that the design of hogwarts changes as the plot and budget demand
dumbledore: in particular it just grew a pretty nice bridge this year and hagrid keeps getting lost cos his hut moves like every year
dumbledore: just roll with it. we only lost one student so far!