James: I once had a dream that Voldemort was chasing me through Harrods.
Sirius: … Did you buy anything?
Lily: *points to James* this is my boyfriend.
Lily: *points to Sirius* and this is my boyfriend’s boyfriend.
Lily: *points to Remus* and this is my boyfriend’s boyfriend’s boyfriend.
Harry [uses the fireplace to call Sirius and Remus after Snape’s Worst Memory]: Was my dad like… A dick?
[At the same time]
Sirius: Yes
Remus: No
[look at each other, then again at the same time]
Sirius: No
Remus: Yes
Okay that’s enough fanfiction for tonight.
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