askthehotblondeone:

*Marlene storms into the common room, falling on the couch.*

Marlene: I am NEVER making a bet with Peter EVER AGAIN!!!

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~7th year Marlene is online and she’s pissed. Come distract her!~

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Malene: “Well, what did you-…

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Malene: *Clears throat* “Looking good there, sis

askthehotblondeone:

Meg- So, me and @askwhathasthiscometo has decided that since people say we’re BASICALLY twins, we decided to make Marlene have a twin, Malene. These are some headcanons for them.

Marlene&Malene twin headcanons.

-Malene is 10 minutes older, and NEVER lets Marlene forget it. (“I’m Malene. This is my little sister, Marlene.” “MERLIN’S BEARD YOU’RE OLDER BY TEN MINUTES. IM TALER THAN YOU ARE ANYWAYS.”)
-They get along best out of all their siblings, other than Marlene and Gabe.
-Being the only two girls in the family, other than their mum, they learned how to get what they wanted very quickly.
-They fight quite often, like sisters normally do. (“MALENE YOU GIT YOU STOLE MY JUMPER!” “IT WAS MY JUMPER IN THE FIRST PLACE!”)
-They love each other like crazy, but won’t hesitate to murder the other if needed.
-“IF YOU COME OUT OF THE DORM ROOM WEARING THE SAME THING AS ME AGAIN I SWEAR!”
-“IF YOU COME OUT OF THE ROOM WEARING MY CLOTHES I SWEAR I WILL MURDER!”
-While Malene never had much of an interest in Quidditch, she still supports her sister at every game, along with the rest of her siblings. (“Did you see that score?! That was incredible.” “Huh? Oh, yeah. Go team. Do the thing, win the points.”)
-Even though she loves her sister more than life itself, Marlene still has a rather hard time coming out to her. She’s seen plenty of people who came out that ended up being kicked out and shunned by their own family, and she’s not sure if she can handle that. When she finally tells her sister that she’s dating Dorcas, however, Malene isn’t pissed about her dating a girl. She’s pissed because it had taken Marlene so long to ask the girl out. (“Malene… I’m dating Dorcas…” “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” “Malene, I-” “DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?! I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE BEFIRE YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER.” “Wait, you’re okay with this?” “Marly, our brother is more gay than a rainbow. Did you really think I wouldn’t accept you? If you did, you’re an idiot.”)
-Although many muggles call it a joke, they truly are telepathic with each other. We’ll sort of. While they may not be able to have conversations through their minds or be able to PERFECTLY read the others thoughts, they can generally tell what the other is thinking, and they are both empathetic with the other. If one of them is upset, they both are. If one of them gets hurt, the other feels it.
-After Gabe dies, Marlene shuts down completely, not speaking and barely eating. So, due to the empathy the two have, Malene doesn’t either. The two stay in their beds all day, Malene only leaving to bring back food for the both of them.

((-and if this isn’t the best thing ever…??? Malene is a european name fyi

Meg, you’re just bloody brilliant! Let’s do this!!))