[Sirius and Remus grumbling to each other as they prepare for lunch with the Dursleys.]
Sirius: Why did Lily have to anchor her protection spell to blood magic? I can’t believe we have to make nice with [gestures helplessly] the Dursleys.
Remus: Pity there’s nothing on godfather magic.
Sirius: There should be. I should invent one.
[Harry coos.]
Sirius: You hear that? Harry agrees with me. [to Harry] Your devilishly handsome, genius godfather is going to make a new protection spell for you so you don’t have to keep seeing your cousin whats-his-face.
Remus: Dudley.
Sirius: And another thing, who names their kid Dudley?
Remus: Who names their kid Sirius?
Sirius: Who names a werewolf Remus Lupin?
Remus: [bursts out laughing] Who names a werewolf Moony?
Harry: Moomy!
Sirius: Well, Harry likes it!
Remus: [picks up Harry] All right, all right. Let’s go. Try not to annoy Vernon this time.
Sirius: Who, Vermillion? We’re the best of friends.
Remus: Vernon.
Sirius: Exactly. Veruca and I get on very well.
Remus: [exasperated sigh]

so did you two finally get together, or what??? the whole common room’s been talking about it

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Sirius: I don’t kiss and tell. 

Remus: “Well…

Sirius: Do you have something you want to say, Moony?

Remus: “Uuuuhm… no…

Sirius: Sure there’s nothing on the tip of your tongue?

Remus: *Sweats nervously*

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Sirius: You seem unsure Moony. Maybe I could jog your memory….

Remus: *dies*

Remus: Have you finished laughing yet?
Sirius: No, your name is basically Wolf Wolf. The subtlety is beautiful.
Remus:
Remus: Sirius is known as the Dog Star and is in the constellation Canis Major. Canis is Latin for dog. Your animagus is a dog.
Sirius: But my surname isn’t related to dogs.
Remus: You’re a black dog.
Sirius: Yeah, but –
Remus: Hush, Woof Woof.
Sirius:

person: Sirius goes out a lot! Does that not worry you?
Remus: nope
person: wow you’re very trustful how do you-
Remus: *whistles*
person:
Remus:
Sirius: *stumbles in* merlin! Moony did you call me? Do you need something? O moon of my life are you okay??

A HEADCANON WHERE BOTH SIRIUS AND REMUS KINDA KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER AND SO DO PETER AND JAMES AND THEY’RE LIKE GUYS JUST KISS ALREADY BUT THEY’RE LIKE NO CAUSE THEY’RE AFRAID THEY’D LOSE WHAT THEY ALREADY HAVE WICH IS THE DEEPEST FRIENDSHIP EVER thanks

looney-lupin:

Ah! I’ve actually never done these before, but I will try my hardest friend!! (also sorry for such a late reply! I’ve been working on my finals) 

Okay, so

  • Remus first noticed he liked Sirius back in 5th year
  • It wasn’t a big deal at the time, just noticing the curve of his hand as he held his quill while doodling in Transfiguration (which he later got detention for)
  • Or the way Sirius’ hair fell in front of his eyes and he’d run his hand through it only to have it swiftly fall back into place
  • Remus took it with stride like everything, knowing that he’d been admiring people of various genders for a while now
  • It wasn’t until one night when the two of them sat in Remus’ bed and talked in hushed tones
  • The way the dreaded moonlight glinted off Sirius’ eyes and made them shine as bright as his namesake seemed to memorize Remus
  • It was in that moment when he realized he may be in a little deeper than he originally thought
  • As for Sirius, he fell fast and hard after coming back from summer vacation 6th year
  • He made James catch him when he swooned like the drama queen he is (nearly sending them both to the floor if Peter wasn’t there to accidentally bump James in the opposite direction) 
  • At this point, obviously Remus has noticed the excessive amounts of flailing from the other side of the train station
  • So he heads over and sees Sirius curled up on the floor with his face beat red and partially hidden by his hands
  • (Remus obviously thought that this was absolutely adorable and fell even more in love with this dork)
  • Remus bent over while James and Peter snickered off to the side like the helpful friends they are, and when Remus placed a hand on Sirius’ shoulder, the shorter man merely squeaked (Peter: “Hey he’s turning into me”) and curled up even tighter
  • At first Remus thought that he had done something wrong, but when he saw Sirius’ blush deepen, he couldn’t help but smile to himself as he let himself believe that maybe, just maybe, something can go right in his life
  • But Remus is an anxious (although extremely sassy) baby so he acts like nothing is different (although, seeing as he’s a terrible actor he was nearly as obvious of his affection as Sirius was)
  • Weeks go by of hopeless pining
  • “Oh Merlin, James, did you see the way the wind rustled Remus’ hair?! He looked like a bloody masterpiece! I am so fucked.”
  • “Lily, he would never go for someone like me. I’m all dorky and awkward limps, while he’s…perfection.” (Cue long suffering sigh) 
  • (This is also when James and Lily start hanging out more, mainly because they need someone else to rant to about how annoyingly oblivious their friends are) 
  • Sirius climbs into Remus’ bed late one night (Sirius says it’s because he can’t sleep because of James’ obnoxious snoring, even though the room was completely silent) and the two of them curl up close, their faces nearly touching
  • They merely sit in silence for awhile, completely transfixed 
  • Sirius slowly reaches out to brush a strand of hair away from Remus’ face, completely mesmerized by the way his dimples deepened as smile stretched across his pale freckled face, and the way a light blush crept across his face from the gentle touch
  • Something seemed to click in Sirius’ brain in that moment and all he could do was smile back at the beautiful boy in front of him
  • The two of them fell asleep in each other’s arms
  • (James nearly started to throw confetti when he saw them curled up together in the morning, only to want to rip out his hair and bash their heads together when they acted like nothing had happened) 
  • After that night the two of them would send each other glances and not so secret smiles
  • After a few weeks of this, Lily, James, and Peter marched up to the two of them curled up on the couch to question them (Which really just consisted of Lily blurting out “Oh for fuck’s sake just kiss already!”)
  • Sirius and Remus merely blinked at her and turned to each other, only to burst out laughing
  • “Technically, we’ve already kissed quite a bit.” (Cue major Sirius blush)
  • While James and Lily tried to process this, Peter helpfully piped up “So does this mean you two are finally dating?”
  • This time it was Remus’ turn to blush “Um, well, actually…”
  • “We’re still best of friends, but we also really like each other and don’t want to fuck it up, so, no? Maybe?” Sirius turned to Remus to judge his reaction as he murmurer a soft “Yes?” only to see the other boy’s face blossom in a brilliant smile and envelop him in a tight hug
  • “Definitely yes.”

Ah okay hope you liked it??

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what if there was like, a christmas ball or something when the marauders were at school and sirius wanted to go with remus but remus still wasnt comfortable with people knowing about their relationship so they had a huge argument and sirius ended up taking marlene to make remus jealous (he went alone) but when remus tried talking with sirius (in the middle of the dance floor) sirius dipped him and kissed him IN FRONT OF EVERYONE oMG