jo biden on his way out of the white house: give him hell from us, peeves

Is that floo powder in your pocket? Cause your ass is calling me ;)

ohtheclevernessofme1972:

lizziebennetinjapan:

asktheboywholived:

lizziebennetinjapan:

asktheboywholived:

lizziebennetinjapan:

asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: Sirius Orion Black everyone. ))

((OOC: We accept your ass as British. Welcome TT’s ass. However due to the unacceptable levels of angst the rest of you is not allowed.))

(( OOC: PFFT! No deal. It’s all or nothing. You gotta take my ‘Murica with my British-

((OOC: Stop this. You are about to emotionally scar this entire community, my saltiness is justified.))

((Yes))

marauders-mess:

phoenix-oppugno-scrapbooks:

James Potter, couch surfer.

Taken by Dorcas Meadowes, sent to Lily Evans with a note attached reading: “Please stop leaving your trash at my apartment.”

Circa 1978

I definetely see this but instead of Dorcas it would be the awesome Marlene made by @askwhathasthiscometo

That’s definetely more her vibe

ladythugs:

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOLKS! THE TIME WHEN I SCREENSHOT @asktheboywholived AT THE BEST/WORST MOMENTS IN THEIR GIFS AND TELL YALL TO TAG URSELVES. SO GET TO TAGGIN.

I need that sweater in my life it’s amazing.

i love it tooooo!!!! … so here is me modeling it very sexy…ly (???)

A Comprehensive Guide:

asktheboywholived:

To Making GOOD RP gifs:

The kind that people wanna like… look at…. n’stuff.

Because… y’know… I get a lot of asks about that too.

Well…. first off…..

This is gonna be really fucking long…

Second off!

GET A DECENT QUALITY CAMERA!!!

Because no one wants to be looking at this shit.

and if you don’t have a decent quality camera….

Well…. Make sure your acting is on point?

~~And all might be forgiven.~~

~~… Probably.~~

Now… that aside… how does one know if their gif is decent?

Well here are a few pointers…

LIGHTING:

It’s hard to enjoy a gif with shitty lighting.

For example…

The Wash-Out:

No one wants to look at your eyeballs and your nostrils floating in a featureless abyss.

The Phantom:

Well… there’s SOMETHING there… I think… ? *twilight zone theme-song plays*

The Power-Outage:

Guess what? No one will want to look at your gifs… if they can’t fucking see you.

So… let’s try this again…

Hey… It’s daytime… in the sun? No problem.

Hey… it’s… like… not as bright out? No problem!

Hey… It’s the middle of the night and you’re sneaking out to go… like… shag or something? Cool.

That’s my shagging face.

~~No it’s not… I’m kidding, I promise… I’m sorry, ignore me~~.

Keep reading

((I support this 100%))

asktheboywholived:

Apology Not Accepted…

*The walls crumble away, revealing Credence standing on the other side*

asktheboywholived:

(( OOC: Okay…. Charlie Rowe and Lee Pace as Remus Lupin. I have never had stronger feelings for any fancast in my life.

I mean look at this kid…

He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen… AND the sad puppy eyes!? WHAT!?

AND LET’S TALK ABOUT LEE-

WTF EVEN IS THIS!?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

REMUS FREAKIN’ LUPIN, THAT’S WHO!!!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO REMUS IN YOUR LIFE!?

I rest my case. *drops megaphone* ))

Me as a mother

Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story
Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get book*
Me/: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*
Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-
Child: you haven’t even opened the book
Me: I’ve memorised the first book

hpfandomfanfiction:

Unwelcome News – Part 1 (?)

Walburga does not want to be there, but her husband has made her come. She stops in front of her son’s flat, bracing herself. After a moment, she knocks.

She can hear chattering coming from within the flat and footsteps heading towards the door.

Sirius: *calling back into the flat* I’ll be back in a moment! Don’t start without me- *sees Walburga*

Walburga: *not looking at Sirius* I am here…

Walburga: You’re not going to invite your own mother inside? ~~Not that I want to come inside, but some discipline could really help your manners…~~

Walburga pauses for a long moment before speaking.

Walburga: Your father though you should know

Walburga surveys her remaining son with distaste before turning on her heal and leaving. It had been a stupid idea to come in the first place.

Sirius waits for her to leave before allowing the emotion to sit in.

His cries reverberate through out the building.

Sirius: …no…

Remus finds him moments later, helping him to his feet, and putting him to bed. Sirius does not leave the warmth of his covers for several days.

(((OOC: Sorry about the gif sizes, I was too lazy to go back and fix them. I have an idea for a Part 2 but that will depend on how much interest that gets)))