Remus: *knocks over ink bottle in class*
Remus: Ah fucking shit
McGonagall: *whips head around*
McGonagall: WHO SAID THAT?!
Remus: James! Watch your mouth! Shame on you…
McGonagall: Detention, Potter!
James: *furiously glares*
Remus: innocentley smiles
James: who’s your best friend?
Sirius: *sigh* you are
James: exactly. And what did I say to you on our first day at hogwarts?
Sirius:…’that’s my bunk, bitch.’
James:…okay, after that…
Sirius: ‘Gryffindors Stick Together’
my biggest pet peeve is when people write lupin as the wet blanket mom friend prefect type, like…did you read prisoner of azkaban tho??
literally shoots chewing gum up peeves’ nose 20 seconds into his first lesson ever
passive-aggressively puts snape’s boggart in drag after snape insults neville in front of his class
and THEN, gives zero fucks about snape’s increasing rage as word gets around that HE DID THAT
speaking of gives zero fucks: gives zero fucks about trelawney’s attempts to crystal gaze for him
somehow miraculously bullshits his and harry’s way out of repercussions after snape catches harry with the map and has every right to put harry in detention for the rest of his life (AND he keeps composure while his teenage self is savagely badmouthing snape right in front of him, no less)
is prepared to straight up murder his former best friend in cold blood in front of 3 of his students and totally would have done it if not for harry’s intervention
gives harry the map back because, fuck it, he’s not a teacher anymore, give em hell, kid
like i get the whole tea/sweaters/laid-back-professor aesthetic, but remus lupin is a magnificently flawed and sometimes straight up terrifying character…he’s so much more than fandom’s portrayal of him as this mild-mannered, careful person, and i think that part of the reason he’s so interesting to me is that he seems just like that at first, but you have all this dark shit lurking just beneath the surface. one of my favorite moments in the entire series is when he goes into that extremely scary place and he’s about to murder peter, because you know that each DADA professor so far has had some dark secret, and even beyond the werewolf reveal, remus’ payoff is SO good. he’s such a good character honestly
“Oh my god James I’m so happy to see you!”
“Alright mate, I just had to use the loo…”
“PETER! I thought you were never coming back!”
“Padfoot, I was gone for literally five minutes. I left my text book in the common room…”
“REMUS!! REMUS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME AGAIN!!!”
“…Pads, I didn’t even leave the room…I went from your bed to my bed…because YOU wanted an extra blanket…”
“…okay, but it felt like forever…”