Lily: [holding Peter’s hand over her stomach so he can feel Harry kick] Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
James: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Sirius: Top ten things James said on his wedding night.
Peter: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
Remus: Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.
[Lily laughs]
James: Stop laughing at it, Lily!
Everyone: Top ten things James said on his wedding night!

siriusly-wolfstartrash:

rowaelin-superwho:

wolfstartrashh:

sucksatansballs:

ok but why not sirius being happy

• sirius embarrassing james at his wedding by talking about all the nights they spent in the gryffindor tower listen to james talk about lily

• sirius getting way too drunk at james’ wedding and making out with remus in inappropriate places

• sirius crying tears of joy the day harry is born and when he holds him in his arms for the first time

• sirius watching remus holding baby harry in his arms and feeling his heart swell, because GOD he loves him so much

• sirius and remus lying awake late at night, tangled limbs and lazy make out sessions

• sirius waking up in the morning and looking at remus, after years he still can’t believe how lucky he is

• sirius and remus sitting in an arm chair that is way too small for the both of them while sirius listens to remus read from his favourite book to him

• sirius and remus babysitting harry so james and lily can have a nice night out

• sirius watching remus’ face light up in a smile that he has never seen before when sirius proposes to him

• sirius crying at their wedding because LOOK AT ME I MARRIED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, HE IS MINE!!

• sirius being the happiest he has ever been when now james embarrasses him with his best man speech, talking about sirius stumbling over his own feet and walking into doors because he was busy staring at remus instead of watching where he was going

• sirius looking over to his left, seeing remus smile proudly, his eyes filled with so much love

• sirius’ heart being so full of love and joy it might just burst

sirius being happy

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER.

SIRIUS DESERVED SO MUCH MORE

sirius black was my child

PLEASE LET MY BABY BOY BE HAPPY

*cries*

Puppy Love – Part 2

sirussly:

10.30am: Potions

Sirius is staring
hard at his cauldron. He looks puzzled.

Sirius: I don’t
think I did it right.

Remus:
Amortentia uses peppermint.

Sirius: We used the same ingredients, can you smell
yours?

Remus: I might
be able to if you didn’t stink of wet dog!

Sirius: And I had a shower this morning!

Remus: Fake boyfriend, don’t forget…

Sirius:
Pfft, I can tell – you reek of it! And we’ve just had breakfast…

Remus:
I haven’t had any chocolate today!

Sirius:
Moony, relationships are built on trust –

Sirius looks back to his cauldron.

As Professor Slughorn walks past, Remus calls him over.

Remus: I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong. I can’t smell anything.

Slughorn peers into
Remus’s cauldron.

Slughorn:
I can smell pipe tobacco and apple crumble. Seems to me you’ve done a
fine job.

He walks away,
leaving a puzzled Remus behind. He sniffs his cauldron again, and a
look of realisation crosses his face.

END OF PART TWO

Remus played by @lupinaesthetic

Part 1

James: Do Cyclops wink or blink?
Remus: James, it’s 3am. Now is not the time for this.

Sirius: Did you know that 1 in 4 people is gay?
Sirius: that means at least one of the marauders is gay
Sirius: I hope it’s Remus
Sirius: Remus is cute
James:

dorcmeadowes:

inspired by this post by @hxcates

they were a family. a family made of love and friendship. a family that no one but death could break apart.

Lily: So you’re all illegal animagi?
Marauders: Yes.
Lily: Sirius is a dog. Peter’s a rat, and James – you’re a stag?
James: Yes.
Lily: What species?
James: Majesticus Asfuckus.

accio-shitpost:

james potter is a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy, while remus lupin is more ‘glass half empty’

sirius black, meanwhile, just picks up the glass and drinks all your pumpkin juice

firewhiskey*

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

sparkitors:

Guys, not to get intense, but WE KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR SOULS. Yep, we’ve been all up in that murky goodness, and once we got past the Chipotle burritos and the floating face of your AP Lang crush (he cute tho), we discovered what you truly want more than anything: ALL MARAUDERS, ALL THE TIME.

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