If you don’t think that the Marauders sit in the biggest couch (aka “the marauders couch, don’t touch it”) next to the fireplace in the common room to talk until 3am, with huge hot chocolates stolen from the kitchen, and end up sleeping all cuddle and tangled then you’re so wrong.
Moony is gonna be okay. I made him a PB&J. He said he didn’t want it, so I ate it. He was still sad, so I made him another PB&J. He didn’t want that one either, so I ate it. Anyway, Moony wants to be alone for a little while and we’re out of peanut butter.
im not saying they shouldve seen it coming but if one of ur mates had a rat as the animal embodiment of their innermost personality u’d like, take precautions,
James – Stag – leadership, strength, bravery Sirius – Dog – Loyalty, friendship, protection Peter – Rat – um…well…you like cheese, right Pete? Yeah….that’s…well, that must be it…*ahem*
james: you’re gay? but… you never said anything! i had no idea!
sirius: i kissed remus in front of you multiple times
james: well, i thought you were just… good friends. really good, close friends. like marlene and dorcas, y’know?
sirius:
james: what? oh. they’re…?
sirius: since 4th year.
james:
james: well, that explains a lot
“YOu’RE OUT OF THE GROUP LUPIN. RETURN YOUR ‘MARAUDERS 4 LYF’ JEAN JACKET IMMEDIATELY”
I just really need Remus and Lily to have been good friends ok
(i was going to colour this but then i was like no i’m really lazy)
Gryffindor: Why do your friends call you Moony?
Remus:
Remus: [sweats] Well you see…
Sirius: Remus here showed us his arse on a dare
Gryffindor:
Remus:
Sirius: It was a magical moment
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