James: pardon me Remus: pardon me ma’am Peter: excuse me miss Sirius: move I’m gay x
James: Moony, Padfoot’s missing. Can you find him?
Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
James: Well, do you?
Remus:
Remus: Yeah, hang on…
James: Listen to what happened to this witch.
James: ‘To extinguish the fire, she bombarded herself with hail.’
James: And died.
Sirius: But, was she still on fire?
James: She’s dead.
Sirius: Yeah, but was she still on fire?
James:
James: No
Sirius: Problem solved.
James:
Sirius: Whilst another problem arose, the initial issue was resolved.
James: This, this is why people have concerns about ‘The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black’.
Remus: Dumbledore is expecting you in his office in the morning to explain why you hexed Snape.
James: Well, I’m sure I’ll have a very good answer by then.
*James Sirius is born, Harry names the kid. So far so good.*
Sirius: Poor Minnie is going to faint when she hears that name.
Lily: I have no idea what he was thinking naming him after the two of you.
Remus: He doesn’t think generally, goes with his instincts.
Lily: Oh, let’s think where he got that from.
Sirius:*smirking* Could be anyone of us really.
Lily: James is uncharacteristically quiet.
*they all turn around James is watching his grandson very intently*
Remus:*puts a hand on James’ shoulder* Prongs? You alright mate?
James:*his voice breaks a little* I’m alright.
Lily: Oh baby *gives James a kiss*
Sirius: Oh, is ickle Jamie emotional?
James: Fuck off Padfoot, you’re just mad because he will use James.
Sirius:What? Of course he will use Sirius. Mummy dearest didn’t name me after the brightest star so it can be used as a fucking middle name.
Remus: No, she named you Sirius because she somehow knew you would be a attention seeking little prat.
Lily: Merlin’s beard! LANGUAGE!
James: Like you never curse Evans.
Lily: Do you mean when you annoy the shit out of me, Potter? *Remus and Sirius are both stifling their laughters* Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be watching my son and my grandson.
*Lily walks away from them*
Remus: It’s been almost 50 years, how can you still get on her nerves?
James: It’s a talent, Moony.
Remus: I know, I thought only Sirius possessed this particular talent.
Sirius: Do I get on your nerves Moony? *raising an eyebrow* Would you like me to get on something else?
Remus:*face palm* He’s bloody relentless.
James: I did not have to hear that, I think I will go get Tonks.
Sirius:*grinning* She enjoys it when I do jokes like that, what she doesn’t get is that I’m serious.
James: I’m pretty sure she gets that you’re Sirius.
*Sirius rolls his eyes*
Remus: When will you stop doing that?
James: When hell freezes over.
McGonagall: Where’s Mr. Black?
Peter: Doing stuff.
McGonagall: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Mr. Lupin?
Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing the stuff.
McGonagall: Mr. Potter?
Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.
McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?
Peter: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stop Sirius from doing the stuff.
Ah! I’ve actually never done these before, but I will try my hardest friend!! (also sorry for such a late reply! I’ve been working on my finals)
Okay, so
Remus first noticed he liked Sirius back in 5th year
It wasn’t a big deal at the time, just noticing the curve of his hand as he held his quill while doodling in Transfiguration (which he later got detention for)
Or the way Sirius’ hair fell in front of his eyes and he’d run his hand through it only to have it swiftly fall back into place
Remus took it with stride like everything, knowing that he’d been admiring people of various genders for a while now
It wasn’t until one night when the two of them sat in Remus’ bed and talked in hushed tones
The way the dreaded moonlight glinted off Sirius’ eyes and made them shine as bright as his namesake seemed to memorize Remus
It was in that moment when he realized he may be in a little deeper than he originally thought
As for Sirius, he fell fast and hard after coming back from summer vacation 6th year
He made James catch him when he swooned like the drama queen he is (nearly sending them both to the floor if Peter wasn’t there to accidentally bump James in the opposite direction)
At this point, obviously Remus has noticed the excessive amounts of flailing from the other side of the train station
So he heads over and sees Sirius curled up on the floor with his face beat red and partially hidden by his hands
(Remus obviously thought that this was absolutely adorable and fell even more in love with this dork)
Remus bent over while James and Peter snickered off to the side like the helpful friends they are, and when Remus placed a hand on Sirius’ shoulder, the shorter man merely squeaked (Peter: “Hey he’s turning into me”) and curled up even tighter
At first Remus thought that he had done something wrong, but when he saw Sirius’ blush deepen, he couldn’t help but smile to himself as he let himself believe that maybe, just maybe, something can go right in his life
But Remus is an anxious (although extremely sassy) baby so he acts like nothing is different (although, seeing as he’s a terrible actor he was nearly as obvious of his affection as Sirius was)
Weeks go by of hopeless pining
“Oh Merlin, James, did you see the way the wind rustled Remus’ hair?! He looked like a bloody masterpiece! I am so fucked.”
“Lily, he would never go for someone like me. I’m all dorky and awkward limps, while he’s…perfection.” (Cue long suffering sigh)
(This is also when James and Lily start hanging out more, mainly because they need someone else to rant to about how annoyingly oblivious their friends are)
Sirius climbs into Remus’ bed late one night (Sirius says it’s because he can’t sleep because of James’ obnoxious snoring, even though the room was completely silent) and the two of them curl up close, their faces nearly touching
They merely sit in silence for awhile, completely transfixed
Sirius slowly reaches out to brush a strand of hair away from Remus’ face, completely mesmerized by the way his dimples deepened as smile stretched across his pale freckled face, and the way a light blush crept across his face from the gentle touch
Something seemed to click in Sirius’ brain in that moment and all he could do was smile back at the beautiful boy in front of him
The two of them fell asleep in each other’s arms
(James nearly started to throw confetti when he saw them curled up together in the morning, only to want to rip out his hair and bash their heads together when they acted like nothing had happened)
After that night the two of them would send each other glances and not so secret smiles
After a few weeks of this, Lily, James, and Peter marched up to the two of them curled up on the couch to question them (Which really just consisted of Lily blurting out “Oh for fuck’s sake just kiss already!”)
Sirius and Remus merely blinked at her and turned to each other, only to burst out laughing
“Technically, we’ve already kissed quite a bit.” (Cue major Sirius blush)
While James and Lily tried to process this, Peter helpfully piped up “So does this mean you two are finally dating?”
This time it was Remus’ turn to blush “Um, well, actually…”
“We’re still best of friends, but we also really like each other and don’t want to fuck it up, so, no? Maybe?” Sirius turned to Remus to judge his reaction as he murmurer a soft “Yes?” only to see the other boy’s face blossom in a brilliant smile and envelop him in a tight hug