Sirius: Bed James because he’s a beautiful man.
Sirius: Wed Moony because he’d be the perfect Dad.
Sirius: Behead Marlene because she’s a babe and would totally understand my reasoning.
Marlene:
Sirius: Oh you love me really. How could you not love this face?
Marlene: “You’re so cute when you think highly of yourself, Black”
Sirius: So you think I’m cute all the time.
how could anyone deny thatSirius:
That’s what I thought.Don’t fall in love now.Marlene: “Don’t flatter yourself so fast, Black. This piece of handsome Gryffindor doesn’t fall in so easily.”
Tag: Marlene
*Marlene and Sirius sitting in the common room, chatting*
Sirius: “… I just ended a 5 year relationship”
Marlene: “…”
Sirius: “Yeah, it wasn’t my relationship, so…”
Sirius: *is hit* “AUCH-…”
Marlene: “Idiot…”
((OOC: based on the text post!
I’m in sirius need of a Sirius tho.))((OOC: A Young Sirius for all your sirius needs. (This gif is terrible, I’m sorry. It’s an early attempt.) ))
Mary: Guys! Guys, let’s take a vote.
James: Secret vote. Everybody cover your eyes.
Marlene: We won’t know the results.
James: Well, say your vote out loud.
Dorcas: We’ll know each other’s voices.
Sirius: Lily’s got a point.
james: you’re gay? but… you never said anything! i had no idea!
sirius: i kissed remus in front of you multiple times
james: well, i thought you were just… good friends. really good, close friends. like marlene and dorcas, y’know?
sirius:
james: what? oh. they’re…?
sirius: since 4th year.
james:
james: well, that explains a lot
Sirius, do you support the Boys In Crop Tops movement?
Sirius: I’m the president.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*
Remus: I like it.
Regulus can be sexy too XD
Lily: Yes, yes you’re all very pretty. Can I have my closet back please?
((OOC: OMG GUYS THIS IS GETTING BETTER!! CROP TOP PARTY! how did I end up in this))
Sirius, do you support the Boys In Crop Tops movement?
Sirius: I’m the president.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*
Remus: I like it.
((OOC: YYYAAAAASSSS JOIN THE CROP TOP PARTAAAYYY!!))
Sirius, do you support the Boys In Crop Tops movement?
Sirius: I’m the president.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*
Guys… I think I killed TT @asktheboywholived sorry
But they were not the only one:
RIP my floor.
*Marlene and Sirius sitting in the common room, chatting*
Sirius: “… I just ended a 5 year relationship”
Marlene: “…”
Sirius: “Yeah, it wasn’t my relationship, so…”
Sirius: *is hit* “AUCH-…”
Marlene: “Idiot…”
((OOC: based on the text post! I’m in sirius need of a Sirius tho.))
Sirius, do you support the Boys In Crop Tops movement?
Sirius: I’m the president.
Marlene: *bursts through the door* *slides several feet across the floor* *toothpaste everywhere*
Sirius: I just ended a 5 year relationship
Marlene: Oh, are you okay?
Sirius: Yeah, it wasn’t my relationship
Marlene: Wtf Sirius
askwhathasthiscometo 