October 31st

Remus, Sirius, and Marlene had been at a Halloween party, but when they lost Sirius and the party got boring they figured he’d gone to the James and  Lily’s (because where else?), and decided to show up pretending to be ‘trick or treaters’. They walk down the streets of Godric’s Hollow laughing.

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Remus:Uh not because of your outfit… Just… You look very uh pretty…” 

Marlene laughs as Remus dwells on his stupid choice of words for a while, and in that moment they turn a corner and immediately see that something is horribly wrong a little down the road. The Potter’s house. 

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Marlene stands frozen to the ground for a second as Remus starts running towards the Potters house pulling his wand out of his pocket as he runs. He storms in through the open front door.

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Remus backs slowly away from the doorway unable to understand the terribly frightful scene in front of him. It couldn’t be them. His James. His Lily. He turns his head away from the sight in frustration and spots a still figure a little longer down the road. He needs answers, so he approaches the figure. Wand ready. Marlene’s cry fading away in the distance. 

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Remus:Oh fuck… What is happening?!”

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Remus:Pads?” 

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Remus: “Where is Peter?!”

As he shifts and moves a little closer he realises that this is not his Sirius. 

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*James and Peter lurking outside the dorm room*
Sirius: c’mon moony, just a bit wider, you can take it.
Remus: no, sir’s, m’ jaw hurts
Sirius: aw, babe, you know love it
Remus: tastes gud.
James: *storms into dorm* NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK—
Sirius: *feeding Remus chocolate* what?

Harry: *dies and goes to heaven* Hi Dad!
James:
Harry: why are you glaring at me like that? I saved the world-
James:
Harry: …Mum?
Lily:
Harry: …….Sirius?
Sirius:
Harry: uhh Professor Lupin, i mean, Remus-
Remus: oh now you remember my name, huh?
Harry: wait so what is this abo–
James: yOU NAMED YOUR SON AFTER SNIVELLUS!?!

callmegoddaddy:

frankschlongbottom:

prongsmydeer:

Confused, drunk Sirius wanting to have a chat with James and requesting to Remus, “Bring me my Jame.” “James, Sirius.” “No, only that one.”

 (via prongsmydeer)

//ooc: this is my favourite ever post is2g. I have been wheezing for like twenty minutes now.//

sonnetscrewdriver:

mollmaeve:

if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory

I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.

Remus: I have a little favor to ask you. Sirius is having a girl come to town this weekend and–
James: You need me to pretend to be your girlfriend for a double date. I get it. I suppose I could dust off the old peasant skirt.
Remus: No. Not that. Never that.

prongsno:

sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’

 james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form